Last night Mum came out, and was wear new expensive skin tight pants. She said expensive skin tight pants were exciting because she got them cheap on ebay. I was all like “When does spoon get to shop on ebay?”
She said maybe when I am a sporty jumper, I can have an ebay account. This is what I’d get:
When I have my own stall at the sporty horse barn, I want this so I won’t be bored.
Draft Horse XL BITLESS BRIDLES Chestnut Tan Leather
I think bits are stupid. I want one of these so I can go trot trot without having to do anymore flexy bendy.
Safari Belgian Draft Stallion Toy
IT’S A LITTLE SPOON!
Ultimate 100″ draft horse waterproof turnout blanket
Mum says I cannot has this, because my blanket size is really an 86″. I think she lies, because I am SO BIG and I am a draft horse so I need this one!
I am out of treats right now. This is not okay. Hey mum, are you reading this?
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Weight: 1450 lbs
Girth: 56" Sporthorse
Likes: Treats, golden orb of food, lufs and hugs
Dislikes: Going flexy bendy, Trot trot, Being in the back of the trail ride, water